Chris

A stupid idiotic moron who acts like he is cool. Chris Also ha a Micro penis.

Person 1: hello hows it going have you seen Chris?
Person 2: Chris? oh you mean that idiotic moron.

by Sivert10 October 20, 2023

Chris

Probably a short mexican boy who wears flannels and has earrings, thinks he’s cool but is like every other Chris. He’s so hard to hate and even though he can annoy the shit out of you, you love him.

Chris is awesome

by Persephone lemonblue October 23, 2023

Chris brown

A very sexy handsome man who makes good music

Dude look it’s Chris brown

by Heyyyyygcfukhf October 27, 2023

Chris muntean

Instagram @chris.muntean

Chris Muntean is the goat

by Chris382347 October 28, 2023

Chris

Weed. Marijuana. That zaza. That loud. The sticky icky. The pack. Cannabis.

(Interchangeable, multipurpose word for; noun: weed, noun: weed plug, verb: to smoke weed)

“Yo, Plugmaster Chris, you got any Chris?”
“Sure thing. You keen for a Chris?”
“Hell yes because I love Chris.”

by anonymous November 3, 2023

Chris

Chris is the fucking best. He has brown hair and blue eyes. He is a generally cool guy, and not just because he rides a motorbike. Chris isn't like other guys. He can always make you smile and is the best person to talk to about literally anything. You'll love every moment with Chris and he's all you can think about when he's not there. Anyone who knows him is lucky to have him in their life. No amount of time you spend with him will ever feel like enough. You can't help but love Chris.

"Hi Chris, you are my favourite person in the world and I love you so much. Wanna be my boyfriend?"

by absta269 December 16, 2023

chistralia

For the beautiful China and Australian white people. china is overpopulated

I'm moving to chistralia for goods!

by GEORGESONTOPHA December 18, 2023