sugar-free man candy

When you walk next to a good-looking guy in a public place to get people to think that he is your boyfriend.The "sugar" refers to commitment, therefore "sugar-free" means no commitment. Especially satisfying when you do it and your ex is walking the other way.

"I saw Jason on the street the other day. I had my sugar-free man candy. :D"

by Raystar April 10, 2009

mexican poo poo man

A steve who primarily eats tuna but occasionally gets treated to his favorite, Mexican food. It has been argued that he is also the inventor of the Mexican poop lasagna.

Mexican poo poo man already had his pills. Now it's time for bed.

by Turdhudini April 24, 2018

Smells like a mans ham

A funny smell that is familiar to the distinct odour of a mans genitalia.

What’s that smell, it smells like a mans ham.

by Rick Terror November 17, 2006

Super Man Dat Ho

“When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, after climax the man pulls out, and cums on her back/ass. When she tells the guy to wipe it off, he pretends too, and when she wakes up, she has the bed sheets stuck to her back like supermans cape.”

-Soulja Boy Off In This Ho
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Ho
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me yua!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me yua!

by Kali Kings Motorcycle Club October 29, 2007

Married Mans Mongrel Maul

When a married man wanks quickly and forcefully to avoid being caught by the wife. But afterwards it feels like he tried to rip his cock off.

I did a quick Married Mans Mongrel Maul this morning, but I regret it cos the ol' twig is pretty tender now.

by Slammer 6929 July 7, 2011

A[n] Old Spice Man

a legendary creature whose swan dive is majestic and his mating call is a snap of his fingers, attracting worthy females from across the lands.

An Old Spice Man may be seen as: Jesus, Chuck Norris's son, a battle between God and the devil(involving no violence), a backwards horse, or Isaiah Mustafa.

by TheAllknowingISAIAH August 24, 2011

Man o' War

A slang term for a penis. See cock, ramrod, love pistol, peckerhead, dick, johnson, wang, schlong.

The Portugese girl was thrilled at the sight of the Man o' War sailing into her port.

by Solinox June 28, 2005