Congest Me

When you having intercourse and you get choked so hard you sniffle and snort on your partner.

Chapter 1. I gazed into his loving eyes and slowly leaned into his ear and whispered I want you to congest me with your biceps baby.

by Diiorio March 17, 2024

dew me

The act of dewing someone, giving them a Mountain Dew.

Bro 1:" Hey bro, dew me"
Bro 2:"igu bro"

by LORD HB July 10, 2023

oi cai dit con me FPT

When you have to pay for your unbelievable fee, and get the retake exam after all.

Why is wifi lag? oi cai dit con me FPT

by anonymous October 27, 2025

Fuck me in the ass

Why the fuck did you look this up? What's wrong with you?

"Fuck me in the ass!"
"𝗧 𝗛 𝗢 𝗧 𝗗 𝗘 𝗧 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗘 𝗗"

by MrCubite December 2, 2019

Me

The hottest person on earth

Hey! Do you see that Incredibly sexy person over there?!?!

Yeah! That’s me

by Sexy vexy April 28, 2021

trey text me back

when u r sending funny texts to ur boyfriend and hes not answering u

trey text me back bro

by bingbong!!!! February 7, 2022

give me cuddles day

on 16 th january you should give me cuddles .

a: hey give me cuddles
b: why?
a: because it’s “give me cuddles day” yayyy

by notbetrayed April 16, 2020