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Fuck Me Please

When a person begs for sex. But not equal sex, sex where one person is dominant. You wish you could get fucked. But your a filthy virgin.
Fuck Me Please or PME.
FUCK ME PLEASE MR. BIG BALLS
by Charles Dickens Rodney February 2, 2022
mugGet the Fuck Me Pleasemug.

New year new me

A bullshit phrase used by morons that don't have a life.
Person 1: "woo 2-25 new year new me yall"
Person 2: "what kinda crack u smokin
by UDaddict121 December 28, 2024
mugGet the New year new memug.

Pick me

persona que quiere llamar la atencion del genero opuesto... Es un adjetivo que se puede emplear tanto en masculino como en femenino.
EVA: Mira a lucia sentandose al lado de ese niño riendose como una payasa
MARTA: yaaa, es que solo quiere llamar la atencion
EVA: Uffff, q pick me q ees
MARTA:yaaaaa q ascoo
by anonymous December 24, 2024
mugGet the Pick memug.

Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.
Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018
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You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020
mugGet the You can "keel" me latermug.

me espresso

that's that me espresso, like Sabrina Carpenter said once.
that person can't even sleep cause he or she can't stop thinkin about you. you are so powerful and give that person an energy that's hard to explai, like a shot of espresso.
Person 1: "Johnny is soooo down bad when he's talking about you, he sounds giddy"
Person 2: "that's that me espresso"
by carpenter13 June 14, 2024
mugGet the me espressomug.

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