ain't no simp

The opposite of a simp. what did you expect idiot?

egirl: help i am hanging off a cliff

sugma: AIN'T NO SIMP

by Kasprin June 30, 2023

Can of beans simulator

When a video game has either

1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources

2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain

Person 1: "hey man I'm all out of bandages can you spare one?"

Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"

by Shredded_cheese September 17, 2023

Pimple Popping Simulator

Best game ever, about a guy named Joe Tomato who has too many pimples so he pays you to pop all his delicious pimples and if you do it good enough then he'll let you eat some of the leftovers of the pimples. It's my no.1 favourite game and I honestly think it should have a fandom, bro it's so cool and fun I love it.

Hey bro wanna play a game

How about "Pimple Popping Simulator"?

YEAHHHHHHHHH

by Laylur October 16, 2023

Grand-Master simp

A guy with so low self-esteem that he would literally do anything for any female attention, no matter what the cost, the consequence or any logical choice would be.

ChoiceNFTs is a Grand-Master simp that would do anything for his mooncunt goddess

by Gabe775 November 5, 2023

Alis favourite simp

Its the alpha kevin

Kevin is Alis favourite simp

by wwwww111 December 15, 2023

Neely Ray Simmons

A "Neely Ray Simmons" is a term that you can refer to someone who is a "boring ass hoe" and/or "a freak in the sheets". This person is usually someone you dislike very much.

"Do you want to call?"

"No, sorry"
"Ugh, you're such a Neely Ray Simmons"

by jimmyfallonfan109 December 23, 2023

Twerk like Homer Simpson

Twerkin like Becky with the good hair!

James is so lucky that his wife can twerk like Homer Simpson.

by TopNotch1192 February 9, 2024