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Burnt out hippie

A person who has an afro, wears sandals into mid November, and then morally degrades people by accusing them of drugs and calling them bastards, to make up for their own insecurities.
HAHA, you just got burned by a Burnt out hippie

That Burnt out hippie really likes destroying Bastard tim's moral.
by YEAYA December 26, 2005
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Fresh Out The Womb

Prudeish
A Virgin
Someone With 'Virgin Ears'
Guy 1: Look At That Fine Girl
Guy 2: I Know Dude I'd Like To Tap That Thing All Night
Guy 3: Guys Can Yall Not Talk Like That When Come Around.
Guy 1: Oh Sorry
Guy 2: Yeah My Bad I Didn't See You There Mr.Fresh Out The Womb
by FlubaShawty1 March 27, 2008
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ass hole blow out

when you take a hard shit too hard and some comes out but the rest of it wont come out so you squeeze harder and try to get it to come out, and if it doesn't come out you then begin to start shaking and wiggling your butt and try to shake the shit out of you, and when it still doesn't come out you then squeeze harder and you then blow your ass hole out.
david: (on the phone to his friend) hey man
max: hey
david: what you doing
max: nothing but im trying to take a shit and it wont come out
david: shit thats tuff
max: hold up give me a minute im trying to squeeze it out harder
david: damn ok
2 hours later
david: hey man you get it out ok
max: nah its almost out........2 minutes after

max: my ASS HOLE just blew out david
david: ok im calling the ambulance
max: ok hurry
david: where are you
max: umm in your house

david: the fuck how you in my house hold up
(goes to his bathroom and goes and looks)
david: what the fuck happened in here there is shit everywhere
max: i had a blow out

david: omg im calling the ambulance
ass hole blow out- i take a shit and it wont come out so then i push harder and i blow my ass crack out
by ddkbvhjkok May 15, 2019
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tatt-two out of ten

A perfect man/woman whom was a 10/10...but has ugly, useless and/or idiotic tattoos which instantly turn them into a 2/10.
Kyle: "Dude! Check out that chick over there! She's PERFECT!"
Chad: "You're right, Kyle! She's a perfect 10 out of 10...oh, wait...she has a tattoo which I didn't see...she is now a tatt-two out of ten."
Kyle: "Curses! I didn't see that ugly, useless and/or idiotic tattoo! You're right, Chad...the most she could ever be now is a tatt-two out of 10. Such a waste of pure perfection."
by Brock_Lee August 17, 2022
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Hanging out of my arse

Definition:
Adam Griffin from Blackpool, England is feeling like shit
by RandomBrit February 17, 2019
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The Coronavirus Pull Out Method

Whilst walking in public, either maskless or not, if you must get closer than 6 feet to another unknown human, hold in your breath, as to not inhale their exhale, scent, biome or any potential germs as you pass by. A theory suggested by a 24 year old ex NCAA college football player living at home with their parents in Southern California. Personal clinical studies have shown promise and potential.
"Damn, I'm waking on a some what narrow sidewalk and there is another unknown human walking towards me" "I can often smell through my mask and feel as if their germs fly into the wind behind them" "I shall hold my breath to lower my chances of inhaling whatever they may be exhaling" Thus, The Coronavirus Pull Out Method" was born

Also know as the CPOM "strateegerie" as the great Will Farrel would say.
by highdeas.greatness February 18, 2021
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get your eye out

orite luv, get your eye out
by Cazzzzzzy June 26, 2008
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