Count yo Blessings

When you've been violated or fucked over but something insignificant also occurs

John: aye bruh that's why your girlfriend broke up with you after she cheated

Gabe: still hit tho
John: count yo blessings

by Mr.Violator December 3, 2020

balls in yo jaw

can i can i

can i put my balls in yo jaw

by 05-1 December 1, 2022

yo thirsty ahh

When a female is trying extra hard to get with a male. She will do anything for his attention.

shameeka: girl he dont want chu
trina: yes he does i will do anything for him
shameeka: yo thirsty ahh!

Shakeya: OMG he so fine. I just wanna take his dick and shove it down my throat
Rashad: Yo thirsty ahh

by Dennis Speed December 12, 2012

JDM Tyte Yo

A phrase used to describe a car or to describe a modification done to a japanese car.

Thoose Zip-Ties holding on your bumper are "JDM Tyte Yo"

by DoriSPL February 4, 2004

Beat yo shit

To masterbate publicly or privately

ME: You beat yo shit?

YOU: Hell yeah. I'm like fuck it. It's my shit. I'll beat it when and where I want to.

by Shit Beater December 18, 2012

split yo wig

To kill an enemy, primarily by means of blunt trauma or gunshot wound to the head. Origin: Memphis, TN

Keep f---in aroud, Ima split yo wig, ho.
You gone get yo wig split.

by ntaylor April 30, 2003

"zap yo dumbass"

Phrase from "The Juggernaut Bitch" that can be said right before schooling one of your friends in something.

John quickly said, "zap yo dumbass" before nailing a 3 pointer on Mark.

Ryan yelled, "zap yo dumbass" before stealing Peter in the jaw in a friendly boxing match.

by koozi47 August 20, 2006