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Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

On May 13th Guadalupe gets on her hands and knees for Joseph’s dick.
“Lupita you know what day it is right?”
“Oh you talking about-
Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day, now get down.”
by daelynfr May 9, 2024
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JOSEPH

Joseph is a loving and caring person. He cherishes true love and bonafide relationships. He is loyal to one woman his unassuming heart falls for. However, it takes long for his heart to settle on a woman because he's highly selective and knows his taste. But once settled on one, he commits his loyalty, time and resources. Joseph appreciates beauty, especially a beautiful heart. Has a great eye for shapely and blight looking women. He's strongly attracted to courageous, loyal and outgoing woman. He respects intelligence and loathes hypocrisy.

He keeps a woman's relationship and remains committed. When hurt by the woman, he'll bear the pain till last minute before quitting. When he eventually has to quit, he does so with little fuss and doesn't look back.

He is passionate about diet and avoids belly increasing foods. Call him choosy, but you'll eventually join him in his choice of menu.

Joseph loves traveling and enjoying life for what it is - to be enjoyed. He likes eventful jobs which would include but not limited to traveling because it satiates his nature. To him, an office job is unexciting. He likes visiting new places and across borders in search of fun and knowledge.

Joseph dedicates to his career choice. His work ethic is enviable. He's a loyal and diligent ambassador to the brand he commits.

Joseph is a helper by nature and if not careful, can give out his last.

That's Joseph for you!
Joseph is used in reference of a loving, caring, committed and man who lives life for what it is - to be enjoyed.
by Jos Jason May 25, 2021
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Joseph Brooks

I term used to describe someone who shoves oranges inside their rectum.
by mcshaneyd October 5, 2023
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At Joseph’s catholic college

St Joseph’s is shit.You learn nothing there.Around 99.9% of the girls pretend to like each other but then go talk shit about each other behind there backs.Toilets are proper rank.If you want your mental health to be destroyed then I recommend going here cheers
At Joseph’s catholic college is not good
by IMNOTFUCKING10 July 6, 2021
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Joseph Smidt

The fruit of a climbing cactus native to Central America and now grown in many tropical and subtropical regions, it is renowned for its striking appearance and delicate flavor. Its leathery skin, often red, pink, or yellow, is adorned with green, scale-like bracts that give it a distinctive, flame-like look. Inside, the soft, juicy flesh can be white, red, or magenta, dotted with countless tiny edible black seeds. The taste is mildly sweet and subtly refreshing, often considered pleasant though slightly bland, resembling a blend of pear and kiwi. This cactus fruit is not only visually captivating but also valued for its nutritional benefits, providing vitamin C, fiber, and antioxidants that support overall wellness. Commonly enjoyed in smoothies, fruit salads, sorbets, and chilled desserts, it adds both vibrant color and gentle sweetness to a wide variety of dishes and beverages.
The Joseph Smidt watched the rain slide down the window, each drop tracing a new path toward the sill.
by 8549897254892895 October 23, 2025
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The Ol Joseph Smith

My buddy went to Utah for the holidays and was telling me about how he got The Ol Joseph Smith. He said she could suck the shine off a Cadillac.
by Tyler Ovist November 26, 2024
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Joseph

Joseph puts the reeeeee in retard. He has a concerning obsession with butts. He was hit too hard in the head as a baby and now is limited to picture books.
Joseph is so dumb he failed out of preschool for the third year in a row.
by Fratty Matty September 7, 2019
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