Tatty Water

(N) The non-seminal fluid which accompanies semen during ejaculation. Men who have undergone a vasectomy on ejaculation only produce this fluid on its own.

Grandpa: I remember when I was young and my spunk used to be like shooting wax darts, but then the wife made me have a vasectomy and now it's just fuckin tatty water.

by WildBeast88 November 9, 2010

menus-and-water restaurant

A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.

OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.

by Path June 5, 2007

dog water

when your buttfucking ass at videogames

bro stfu your dog water

by megagayisland January 10, 2021

Water Bottle

A bottle of water filled with vodka usually at teen dances or socials.

Jim: Yo Frankie you bringing the water bottles?
Frankie: Yeah G I'm loading up.

by Mr. Pizzle April 21, 2009

Chunky Water

Water with ice in it

Aye bruh I'm drinking chunky water right now

by TheMohigel April 23, 2017

40 water

A vitamin water that is made by E-40 and the makers of hyphy juice.

I was at 7-11 yesterday and I bought that new 40 water and it was amazing.

by Felipe Cruz Demarcos the third July 10, 2007

XXX Vitamin Water

The best kind of vitamin water ever made. Acai, blueberry, and pomegranate.

Person 1: Hey dude, I'm gonna go get some XXX vitamin water out of that vending machine.

Person 2: Okay man

*Person 1 starts to cry*

Person 2: What's wrong bro?

Person 1: They don't have any XXX!!!
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by Alyssa_the_Juggalette January 8, 2008