ur mom

Your female parental figure
can be an insult or a joke

"IMMA STICK AN EIGHT INCH UP UR MOM

by BroLemonade November 20, 2023

ur mom

a perfect response to anything

who’s the mother of your baby?!
ur mom

by suplolhaha July 10, 2021

ur mom

the worlds hottest women. the women all ur friends totally banged last night.

man 1: i smashed the HOTTEST chick last night
man 2: who?
man 1: ur mom ;)

by im gay <3 July 28, 2021

ur mom

ur mom is so amazing

omg ur mom is so amazing

by bloopblooppeepee April 5, 2022

Ur mom

my momma
its a joke deal with it

"so what are you doing today?" "ur mom"

by girlisok March 1, 2022

ur mom

a joke that is very funny, as long as you don’t use it on someone that doesn’t have a mom.

Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my mom is dead-
You: oh sh-

by urmomishot November 20, 2021

Ur mom

A women who spat on you when you were born.

“Hey mom what are you.”
“The women that spat on you. I’m Ur Mom.”

by Dieplz April 26, 2021