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toolage

Dumba vershn ov a tool lolzy *g*
"ur a toolage!!!111!1!!"
by Lezzeh January 5, 2005
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garden tool

A person, often socially ignorant, who is oblivious to being taken advantage of while in the garden.
Mabel: Go ahead and dig up all those turnips you want, Elmer. The worms will just eat em all if you dont.

Hank: Damn mabel, quit being such a garden tool! He's just gonna go out and sell em like you ought to be doing!
by Super Gerbil October 21, 2004
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Sean O Toole

A mantrog usually with ginger hair, soso fingers (sausage fingers) he's normally plump and round, he shaves his legs and has white skin, no eyebrows, makes you shiver, seems to get more annoying every day, thinks he is awesome, thinks Grace loves him an is a mantrog.
Grace: "Ew Sean O Toole is such a frigging ginger trog"
Kellie: "I know, look at them soso fingers"
Dawn: "Give him a chance Grace"
Grace: "Okay"
Kellie: "Gawd Gracey,you are so selfless"
Grace: "I know."
by Kellaay October 16, 2008
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Tool Bag

Only use this word if you are a tool also. Tools use this word because they think it is cool to combine two common phrases, tool and dirt bag
Tom the tool: HEY TOOL BAG!!! I just pwned you
Normal Ned: Shut the fuck up shit head.
Tom the tool: My sister is gonna jerk me off tonight! I am gonna get so much more action than you ever will
by Tom the Tool October 4, 2006
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Yule Tool

Yule Tool-Someone who acts like a complete jerk during the holiday season. Prone to fits of rage if holiday lights don't work and if inflatable snowmen refuse to stand up right.
Also applies to rude holiday sales help, "door buster" bullies and pedifile store Santa's.
It takes a real Yule Tool to stand in line for six hours just to be one of the first people in the store that is offering holiday "door buster" sales.
by The Street Smart Psychic November 25, 2009
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Tool

3 Diffrent meanings

1.Sears department stores are the exclusive seller's of Craftsman tool's(Tool: wrench, saw, screwdrivers, etc.)

2.a Man or Woman who's a dipshit

3.a Shitty-annoying ass rock band fronted by a buttface named Maynard James Keenan
Tool has 3 diff meanings
by Joe Smith 2 January 17, 2008
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toolbaggish

Describing a person, place, or thing with qualities of that relating to a toolbag. Emphasis on flambouyant individuals with sloped foreheads and 9 inch salami nipples.
Shawna was being pretty toolbaggish back there in the car. What a bitch.
by Greg K June 26, 2005
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