similar to a cock block; a 'girl' friend stepping in to run off the ugly girl your stuck talking to; More likely to happen at a club/bar
Girl: 'Man, that girl wouldn't step off, and she was ugly!'Friend: "Thanks for twat blocking"Girl: "'yeah, anytime'BOTH: (continue drinking excessively)
by tellulah January 31, 2008
by Mozes March 13, 2005
by Benjamino December 23, 2003
A better word used to describe a sat nav or GPS system that has sent you in the wrong direction repeatedly or that is generally useless!
by Helen81 July 13, 2007
Defines those that use twitter in every aspect of their lives, endlessly spamming you until the point you snap and do something horrific to them.
Rick "Oh my GOD. why won't your phone stop beeping!?"
Trevor "IT'S STUPID CHRIS AND HIS TWITTER UPDATES! First he was brushing his teeth, then he was flossing, then he was rinsing.. It's unbearable"
Rick "What a..., a..."
Trevor "What a Twit Twat"
Rick "Agreed"
Trevor "IT'S STUPID CHRIS AND HIS TWITTER UPDATES! First he was brushing his teeth, then he was flossing, then he was rinsing.. It's unbearable"
Rick "What a..., a..."
Trevor "What a Twit Twat"
Rick "Agreed"
by TheTallan May 11, 2011
a specially slected girls (twats).
Criteria (you must fit one or all):
- you look like a horse
- you smoke while wearing tights
- you are a midget in love with a goiter
- you are ugly
- you drive a minivan
- you date ian
- you love muffins.
Criteria (you must fit one or all):
- you look like a horse
- you smoke while wearing tights
- you are a midget in love with a goiter
- you are ugly
- you drive a minivan
- you date ian
- you love muffins.
by Bracey McGee December 01, 2007