Turned Pepsi

To describe a person who becomes boring overtime. Like pepsi, with the latest logo.

person 1: "man...what happened? You completely turned pepsi!"
person 2: "okay, whatever."

by Barbarian of the square planes June 14, 2024

Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by anonymous October 17, 2021

That Turn

The turn the driver of a car makes that’s very near to where you live. When you’re asleep, you usually, if not always, wake up when you make this turn.

I was so tired today that I slept for the whole 4 hour car ride until my friend made that turn.

by star_s22 November 29, 2021

Team Turn Up

A group of 6 guys from New Jersey who hosted some of the greatest parties on the east coast. One of the members of the group was the Legend of the 201, Hub Masta Flex.

Did you hear that Team Turn Up is throwing a banger this weekend?

by City Street Emperor July 23, 2018

Pivot turn

Something only talented riders know how to do, used to turn around on a dime, or just showing off.

Aight bye jimmy ima going to go do pivot turns
Jimmy: I don’t know what that is

Me: its a useful maneuver to re position your front tire in a pinch, you ride motocross you wouldn’t understand

by A_monkey_named_oliver August 5, 2021

Jewish Turning Surprise

You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.

Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!

by RicardoSilva7631 January 6, 2018

it's turning purple

What an observer says to a sycophant when they are glazing someone so hard that the dick of the aforementioned person starts turning purple.

Daniel: "Jake, oh my god, you are so smart, dude. Straight As on all three tests? Bro, how do you do it? You're insane!"

Daniel's Bro: "Alright, that's enough Jake, it's turning purple."

by TheGlazerizer3000 October 21, 2023