Tree-ist

A person that believes everything simply can be planted and grown on trees.

Man #1: Awww damn, I only have one of those awesome fuzzy pink highlighters left!

Man #2: Hey, don't worry! Just plant it, and give it attention, and in about 6 to 8 weeks, there will be an "awesome fuzzy pink highlighter tree" where you can harvest them and use them for all of your needs!

Man #1: Dude, you're such a tree-ist, you can't plant those!

by Charli3 March 28, 2008

The Brotherhood of the Tree

A group of people who enjoy having sex with tree's and worshiping The Maple Tree as their God. They live under Weeping Willows and only come out after the winter equinox.

Man did you see those freaks doing that shit to the tree?

Yea man that's just the Brotherhood of the Tree, be thankful they ain't trying to bang your ass instead.

by PhoneyTenton October 20, 2008

palm tree

were you shove your penis down a womens mouth repeatedly so it looks like a palm tree because of your balls going up and down like coconuts and your pubes moving around like the leaves.

Dazza: hay man did you palm tree that bitch last night man
George: FUCK YEAH!

by George Leg February 27, 2019

Hitting The Tree

A euphemism for getting high.

"Excuse me while I go hit the tree bro."

"Andy looks fucked. Was he Hitting The Tree again?"

by MrsDrSeus October 25, 2011

tree dad

when ur dad or uncle want to stick thier penis so damn deep into you that u feel like a tree is growing inside you.

Did u see the tree dad your uncle gave to Jacqualyn?

by myunclesass May 23, 2018

tree orphan

A dirty , weed smoking hippie who's parents have died from a drug overdose. Often used as an insult.

You don't support the war in Iraq? You goddamn tree orphan!
"I heard that guy talks to trees." "He is such a tree orphan."

by swag_rabbit69 August 26, 2017

Rectum Tree

A tree that grows assholes, and a rectum is the asshole that falls off that tree.

Isaac: have you seen the Rectum Tree? its grows by the studio, and drops assholes everywhere.

by erecka. July 31, 2009