You’re toast

Another way to say “you’re screwed”

My dad had the nerve to tell me that If I didn’t do some shit related to a car that I didn’t know jack-shit about, then he would just say to me “you’re toast”

by YuOfTheNight February 29, 2020

Toast

Fuck you all, this is my army and together I shall take them and dominate the world, where all of you degenerates will be fucking dead because I'm dominating the world, so Fuck you. Also, stop eating my people like you're from Attack on Titan you giant ass naked freaks.

The Toast army shall rise and take over the fucking world you degenerates.

by Toastaypartay the 78th March 1, 2020

Toasted

Getting high off your ass. With weed. Just weed. Not alcohol. It’s not a regional thing.

Emily: Toasted means getting drunk.

Everyone: no. It means getting high off your ass. Trust me it’s a peer reviewed definition on UD.

by J_C_W March 7, 2020

Toast

A magical food that when you put bread in a toaster it becomes toast and is no longer bread

Person:hey Nate you wanna go get food

Nate: no thanks I would sit in a closet witting music and eating this magical good called toast

by Lonleychild March 14, 2020

Toast

sexual.

“i really brushed my teeth with that toast last night if u know what i mean.”

by okboomerimbigbrain March 19, 2020

sack toast

When a man’s fart rolls to the front, washing hot methane up against his ball sack making them feel warm and toasty.

I kept my balls at the bus stop by making sack toast until the bus showed.

by Meaty McMeatboxer March 24, 2020

Toast

Some good fucking breakfast

Toast can be used for many things like, for either breakfast sandwich or with that nutella

by Cloud.ze.fluffy.wolf May 26, 2020