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Crispy Beef

Anything of the crusty nature. So unimaginably crusty, you need to exclaim with such indignity.
Oh, my, god. ALISSA! Have you seen your hair!! IT LOOKS LIKE CRISPY BEEF GO SHOWER YOU TWAT NUGGET!!!
by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021
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Beef by Association

When your friends have beef with someone you have no inherent beef with, then you have beef by association.
“Hey i saw ___ at the party last night, good thing you weren't there”
“How do you even stand the sight of them.”
“I have no beef with them.”
“No, you have beef by association.”
by veganwitch October 5, 2021
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Beef Cooker

The definition of a beef cooker is basically any person who is capable of ripping a nice fart. If you're having a big day, you can refer to yourself as the beef cooker. This is a high honor and many strive to be labeled as a Beef cooker.
Person: "Those tacos last night have me really cooking up some nice beef this morning."
Friend: "Wow, you're the beef cooker today."
by Muel Slay. May 24, 2016
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Creamed Beef

The act of taking a dump, rising, turning around, and then ejaculating on top of the shit. If there are multiple persons doing this, it’s called a Franko experiment.
It wasn’t until Brad walked into the bathroom to piss that he saw why Josh was moaning so loud this morning. In the toilet sat a helpful serving of creamed beef.
by willyblake203 March 23, 2019
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Shit Beef

Daiquan: yooo her shit beef
by West Hartford Nigs June 12, 2018
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Beef Wizard

“Hey did you see that Beef Wizard at the bar?”

“Oh you mean Piper?”
“Yeah, same thing
by Poopbear69 January 5, 2021
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beef manhattan

The art of squating over and shitting between your girlfriend's ass cheeks. Then soon after you ejaculate on the shit. The shit is the beef, the ass cheeks are the bread slices, and the spunk is the mash potatoes and gravy.
After drilling this skank in her swamp hole, she wanted me to flip her over, spread her cheeks apart and give her a Beef Manhattan. I hope she's hungry.
by Tatted Fatback October 5, 2015
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