vandalised bus seat

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.

Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.

by julian December 15, 2013

driving the porcelain bus

When you've had too much to drink, and you wind up with two hands on the opened toilet in a kneeling position puking your guts out.

Man am I exhausted! I drank too much and was driving the porcelian bus all night!

by Ralph, the bus driver January 3, 2004

The volume in this bus is astronomical

This speaks volumes Or is relatable.

Tweet: “I really use “😂😂” too much for someone who’s “😐😐” all the time.”

Me: The volume in this bus is astronomical

by Katiekillaaa June 17, 2020

Rape Bus

Some kind of spike trap.

I was going to take a ride on the rape bus, but we hit a spike trap.

by Daedalo March 9, 2008

Bus Pass Nigga

Individual who is generally seen as a failure in life. They'll ride your wake while holding onto your coattails the entire time. They can be identified by asking to show you their bus pass.

Philip: Aye, what's Sean getting on the bus for?
Catbug: You didn't know? He's a bus pass nigga.

Sean: Fuck you guys. *gets on bus*
Philip & Catbug: BPN!!!!!

by Catbug_NotABusPassNigga April 5, 2016

Chubby Bus Driver

The act of taking your fist and rubbing it against the pussy or clit in a clockwise or counter-clockwise motion / as a bus driver would "open the door" on a bus.

I was all ripped so I cornered Suzy and hooked her up w/ a Chubby Bus Driver. She was Dazzled.

by E dubb September 24, 2007

Cleveland Bus Driver

An uppercut punch, particularly when delivered to a woman who has crossed the line and needs to be put into her place. The punch is delivered with a sweeping blow that begins at the floor, ends at the ceiling, and catches the offender's chin somewhere in between.

The b**** wouldn't quit cussing me and hitting me, so I had to give her a cleveland bus driver to show her I meant business.

by JustaFella November 15, 2012