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Santa

A man that breaks into your house during Christmas night. He has a red suit symbolizing the blood of the children that he killed. If you look at Santa claws then he will brutally be-head you.
Little bro: yay! Today’s Christmas. I want to spy on Santa.
Big bro: there’s an urban legend that if you look at Santa during the night he will kill you.

Little bro: dats BBSK.
Big bro: no he has a red suit that symbolizes the blood of the children and YOUR NEXT!
by Ahdhan February 1, 2018
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Santa

Santa is usually a fat guy who come to your house to give you presents but it's possible to be girl name and girls named Santa are really crazy and good friends they are always next to you if you ever meet Santa she's definently crazy and evil but she always gonna laugh with you. Name Santa is really rare.
person 1 : what's your name?
person 2 : Santa!
person 1 : omg I never met girl named Santa!? wanna be friends?
by wolfy_officially February 22, 2021
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Santa

santa is not real
stop beleving in santa him you dumbass
by Grayisnotgay January 6, 2023
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Santa

a bitch who beats up kids with sticks
S = Santa B = Boy
S “You’ve been a naughty boy.” *beats with stick* B “Santy please!” S “Fuck uou bitch.”
by amanwhodestroysyourmumspuss November 15, 2021
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Santa

A guy who flies around on Christmas Eve and gives gifts to children. If he wasn't magic, he would have had a heart attack by now.
Might be a pedophile. I don't think so.
Child- Is Santa coming?
Father- Yea
by Donutapplesauce December 21, 2022
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Santa

A creepy old fucker who preys on little kids.
"omg look its santa, someone warn that pre-schooler before he gets shitmixed by santas large hairy elf cock"!!!
by jacko2431 June 1, 2018
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Santa-Be-Crazy

(Sahn-Ta) (Bea) (Crah-zie) Wow parents XD. He lands on top of houses(cuz he drunk) Covered in ashes when he comes down the chimney(he be smoking) Wearing a furry outfit(a furry gay outfit) And you let him into your house because he said he has something for your kids.(What good parenting skills)
Ohhh Santa-Be-Crazy because he just got exposed.
by Just-Laughs(Friday) November 29, 2017
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