Secretly placing tracking devices in 500 different gifts, then dropping them off at all the registered Toys for Tots bins in the State of New Jersey. Next, sit back and watch.
Operation Santa Claus was a slam dunk, since the tags wouldn't be discovered until the operation was over.
by Tin Man 8 October 30, 2022
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by Bendy D January 12, 2023
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Timmy was unable to sit on Santa's lap in the mall because he suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.
Timmy's mother was unable to make it through Black Friday without a panic attack because she suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.
Timmy's mother was unable to make it through Black Friday without a panic attack because she suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.
by Mothmaker December 5, 2012
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After a little too much eggnog, Sally was feeling frisky and asked Todd to leave on the hat & beard and give her a jolly santa.
by TotesMagotes42 December 23, 2013
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by Wendysfg May 7, 2023
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by Wendysfg August 26, 2023
Get the Santa Fe Packing Company mug.When a hoseband dresses up as santaclaus and his wife as Mrs. claus, then the children dress up as elfs. The hoseband sets his beard on fire and the elfs try to jack off so it stops, while Mrs. Claus gives them a rim job.
by HOLLA CHINK December 21, 2010
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