Ur mum is an aligatore

Phrase when you want to be really mean to someone

Person1: "I like Fortnite."
Person2: "Ur mum is an aligatore."

by RockyCZ07 March 22, 2022

Max's Mum

gorilla looking silly human being, never going to achieve anything in her entire life

max's mum is a baddie

by maxs little brother August 21, 2022

Mum-off

To have a verbal contest over progressively worse mum jokes. It usually goes around full circle before someone gets mummed-out.

Kevin: Your mum's a slapper.
Joe: Your mum is a bigger slapper!
Kevin: Your mum invented being a slapper!
Joe: Your mum wrote the slapper's handbook!
Kevin: Your mum followed every move in the handbook!
Joe: Are you challenging me to a mum-off?
Kevin: Your mum likes a challenge... etc

by rob1982 January 03, 2013

Your mums yum

My friend uses it randomly

“Hey did you know( long pause )” them @ your mums yum”

by Random.beotch.209… December 10, 2021

Mya’s mum

Mya’s mum has to be the most leng woman in existance, it is believed that she is not real because of how leng she is

Dayumm look at mya’s mum

by Sausage gobbler2069 March 27, 2023

Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback

Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes

by Sexypianogql January 09, 2023

Yo mum

Yo mum

Yo mum is soo fat, i took a picture last christmas and its still printing

by TTVtafhu March 14, 2022