soaking the log

When a man sticks his penis in a females vagina and doesn't move. Thus, soaking the log.

Woman and man having sex
Man inserts penis
Leaves it in
Woman: "what are you doing?"
Man: "Soaking the log"

by logsoaker June 28, 2014

Lincoln-logged

When a person eases a lincoln-log up their anus, and twirls slowly.

When Jim got into the shower, he knew he was ready to be lincoln-logged.

by Larpington Haggitson February 6, 2019

Log Yard

N. - Patch of skin located above the Penis where pubic hair grows.

I got a hot date tonight so I shaved the Log Yard.

by Monksbitch March 12, 2011

Glacial Log

A portion of tree carcass that travels downhill without rolling. Glacial Logs travel via sliding action and sometimes have an unknown source of locomotion.

A Glacial Log battering-rammed its way into my tent last night. It was like a slow motion version of that scene from Evil Dead.

by MarcDemo June 30, 2018

Log bait

The person who is reading this has just been log baited. Also used to end a phone call.

Person 1: hey matt
Person 2: what

Person 1: log bait (hangs up)

by Ug8tar August 12, 2022

crog log

Crog Log: someone that is always drunk 24/7 and if not they immediately start having withdrawals.

Matt: Have you met Chris yet?

Josh: No why?

Matt: Good hes an absolute Crog Log, dont let him near your fridge it will be empty in minutes.

by xXMRC00LXx8 October 22, 2018

Pocono log flume

When you piss down someone's chest and then send a shit flying down after: much like log flume.

Your mom was begging for that pocono log flume last night after I took her to Golden Corral.

by N.anno October 12, 2016