An Austrian Cleaning Crew is when you hire a male stripper to dress as a slutty maid and clean your house.
by Mafoohoo April 27, 2025

The worst sport to ever exist in the history of mankind.
-hard workouts, yet none of them get you "ripped."
-wierd ass people (brag about how crew is the best sport ever and how much "gains" they've made)
-interferes with your schedule (6:30 am practices on Saturday)
-cult
-outfits (dudes don't look good in a spandex)
Motors on boats were invented for a reason.
Need I say more?
-hard workouts, yet none of them get you "ripped."
-wierd ass people (brag about how crew is the best sport ever and how much "gains" they've made)
-interferes with your schedule (6:30 am practices on Saturday)
-cult
-outfits (dudes don't look good in a spandex)
Motors on boats were invented for a reason.
Need I say more?
by BenjiFTP January 22, 2018

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 24, 2025

Jimmy knew he was fucked when he opened the door to find a booty wrecking crew waiting for him. By the time they were done, the booty wrecking crew had Jimmy’s ass looking like ground zero.
by Quan Master Quan June 18, 2021

by Welcometothesoundofprettydank August 5, 2017

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

“Oh that guy is a Crewe”
by Bigdickedbitch November 23, 2021
