Patrick is understanding, sweet, friendly, well mannered, and hilarious. Sometimes being such a good person, the people closest to him tend to hurt him. He trusts the ones he loves, and sometimes, they take advantage of Patrick. Although he’s been through quite a lot, his spirit remains high. When Patrick loves you, understand that he would NEVER hurt you. It’s not in him. He’s the most loyal person you’ll ever know. His love will embrace you with warmth and happiness. Hurting Patrick will only destroy you more than it will him. He’s a wonderful love maker and incredible at making breakfast. If Patrick is your friend, he’s your best friend. When you’re sad, find Patrick. He will heal your sadness. Patrick is stronger than he looks. He will protect you from any situation. Patrick will take a bullet for the ones he loves. Hold on to him forever. Treat him right and he’ll be everything you need and more. He’s the best type of person, and anyone is beyond lucky to have him.
“Damn bro… Patrick was my best friend and I ruined it. I’m an idiot…” “Yeah, man. You’ll regret it for the rest of your life.”
by Jeggingsandsocks May 28, 2022
Get the Patrickmug. 
by sucky123 March 8, 2009
Get the patrick swazemug. St Patrick’s Day is a common festivity by the northern people of Djibouti. During these celebrations, males and females dress up in tradiitional green pitfits tailored specially by Patrick, the town’s local sex offender. Patrick then proceeds to piss on the males and females as a blessing for good harvest after the party. In the party, the men and women get together in pairs in their tribes’ tents and proceed with the ritual: the men fill up their mouths with green coloured water and begin to fill up their womens’ vagina with said water. After reaching overfilling, the men then have to sit on their partners’ faces and the women use their tongues to braid the mens’ ass hairs into beautiful patterns. After the braiding, Patrick has to approve the braids and cut them off the men, after which he sticks them to his balls as he is castrated and can’t grow hair on his balls. This celebration is used for good harvest in the coming months as Djibouti’s climate is dry and hard to grow crops in.
by Macbeth’s Middle Ball November 8, 2025
Get the St Patrick’s Daymug. by Bpete December 16, 2019
Get the patrick shwavymug. Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.
If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.
by ACunny February 26, 2024
Get the Patrick Bateman Wannabemug. by Iron spidei January 4, 2019
Get the Patrick Kent is a bitch assmug.