ank mum

A mum with 24 ankles that eats at tiger temple in terrigal twice a week

Damn that ank mum loves Thai food

by Aquadaddy January 22, 2023

Peter's mum

Peter's mum is an all around nice and sexy lady, she do be kinda gay tho, oh well she is good at playing the trombone. smh.

Random fat dude: "Yooo, its Peter's mum, lol, im gonna rape the fuck out of you"

by Init ye maa February 1, 2021

ur mum

ur mum

Ur mum gay

by dkjfls;jfakl;dsjfkl;dsjfk;dsjk May 23, 2019

Marshmallow your mum

A disgusting sex act.

Phil Lester: "I'll marshmallow your mum"

by LoonyRadish October 31, 2017

litch on mums

U are literally swearing on ur mums life

Omg are u serious?
Litch on mums

by scorpioicon November 20, 2021

Courts Mum

a mum who smokes inside, complains, almost always has a ex husband and always goes to the corner shop for a 24 pack of coca-cola. And almost always has a kid in primary school

"god shes such a courts mum"

by Meltdown.x April 2, 2022

ur mum

ur mum is what people say when they don't want to say an actual answer.

I had passionate sex with ur mum last night.

Friend 1: What day is it?
Friend 2: ur mum

by iwillfuckurmum June 8, 2022