Mum

A breed of human that are known as ‘likely psychopath’ on the Dutton scale. Known traits include attraction to good grades, revision and academic achievements. Danger level: Extreme
Response: avoid when possible. Do not provoke by refusing to do revision. May suffer terrible consequences if provoked.

Oh no, the mum has escaped!

by Mumologist December 11, 2020

Your mum

A deep violation to the year 7 world

Year 7's in a roast battle- ''Your mum''

by anonymous December 24, 2020

ur mum

an insult that is so painful to the opponent that most of the time he just dies

Jeff: your birthday was good
Sam: ur mum was good
Jeff: *dies*

by Caverace November 11, 2020

ur mum lol

damn u just got nae naed

ewdshuqwhdsvw ur mum lol dcedsvcegvygrv

by yeefeeree November 15, 2020

Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!

Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!

by George Longfield November 19, 2020

mums

Like sayin i swear
promisin
-used by chavs/roadmen

“Your gf cheating”
“Acc? Say mums”
“Mums”

by a1.shiver.me.timbers November 23, 2020

Mum

The person Who gave birth to you and the person who’s in my bed

Yo bro is that your mum

by Ass grabber57 October 29, 2020