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Mum

A breed of human that are known as ‘likely psychopath’ on the Dutton scale. Known traits include attraction to good grades, revision and academic achievements. Danger level: Extreme
Response: avoid when possible. Do not provoke by refusing to do revision. May suffer terrible consequences if provoked.
Oh no, the mum has escaped!
by Mumologist December 11, 2020
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Your mum

A deep violation to the year 7 world
Year 7's in a roast battle- ''Your mum''
by anonymous December 24, 2020
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ur mum

an insult that is so painful to the opponent that most of the time he just dies
Jeff: your birthday was good
Sam: ur mum was good
Jeff: *dies*
by Caverace November 11, 2020
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ur mum lol

ewdshuqwhdsvw ur mum lol dcedsvcegvygrv
by yeefeeree November 15, 2020
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Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!
Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!
by George Longfield November 19, 2020
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mums

Like sayin i swear
promisin
-used by chavs/roadmen
“Your gf cheating
Acc? Say mums
“Mums”
by a1.shiver.me.timbers November 23, 2020
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Mum

The person Who gave birth to you and the person who’s in my bed
by Ass grabber57 October 29, 2020
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