tampon log

A log covered in used tampons and floppy dildos.

Man look at that tampon log

by kingmanthing November 14, 2016

Ants on a Log

When someone skeets on a turd. Looking similar to the childhood snack.

"I skeeted on the turd you left in the toilet, now my ants are on your log..."
"Have you ever jizzed on a turd? Thats called Ants on a log."

by HERR WyWy February 6, 2025

Log

A gown man who is obsessed with Caitlyn Clark

“NBA playoffs is crazy right now, yo!”

“What’s the NBA?” - Log

by Liggitylog April 28, 2025

Log

Log is very powerful,

Log is very plentiful,
Log is very cool,
Log is so cool you’ll drool,
Log will find your might,
And kiss you a nightly night!

Log is the best person I’ve been with since the start of humans. I love him so much!

by Loglmao April 16, 2022

Shit logged

When your taking a shit and it stops mid shit

Brother: hurry up I need to shit
Ne:I cant I'm shit logged

by Commie.doggo March 22, 2019

log squeeze

To extract poop from one’s anus, with force

I’ll have to call you back later. I’m mid log squeeze.

by VanillaThunder96 May 13, 2023

Canadian log jam

When you cover a maple leaf in maple syrup, jam it down a girls ass, and then nibble it out with only your front teeth.

I met a Canadian girl the other night and she would only let me hit it if I gave her a canadian log jam.

I love the Canadian log jam, but the leaves are hard to find fresh.

by Jakelmoore January 12, 2023