Canada's History

Once upon a time the United States bought a hat. They called it Canada. That is all.

Canadian: Canada's history is full of inspiring stories.

American: NO, you exist because America needed to keep the sun out of its eyes.

by Ethan bo bethan February 5, 2010

Canada's History

To be given a television show by a mediocre comedian and a corrupt national broadcasting corporation, only to have it taken away seven months later.

That giant redhead just got Canada's History'd by those dickbags.

by Your Brother's Kid February 7, 2010

Canada's History

When a man takes a hockey puck, raptor and syrup bottle and inserts it in his illegal american mistress' vagina, also his penis.

Wayne Gretzky showed Canada's History to Snarf from Thundercats.

by 28403 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Running a train on a Mountie.

I couldn't look Constable Bouchard in the eyes this morning. I don't know what came over us. I've never seen so many people Canada's History someone on a bear rug before. Meth is a helluva drug.

by MooseToga February 5, 2010

Canada's History

1. Nothing worth mentioning at all.
2. A tradition of making love to a moose.

"What are you doing your report on?"
"Canada's History!"
"Wow, that must be interesting!"
"No! They don't do shit!"

by TheDictionary11 February 5, 2010

Canada's history

America's vintage bowler derby hat.

Canada may be America's hat, but Canada's history is still a stylish classic for when America wants to look retro.

by J117 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A peculiarly wonton act of perversion bordering on the auto-voyueristic, such as masturbating in front of a mirror while typing in a status update on Facebook.

Scott's mom walked in while he was in the midst of Canada's History.

by Disco Definer February 4, 2010