drop your tail here's your mail

When one person places mail inside the rectal cavity of their partner immediately after engaging in an act of sex.

angry sex forced sex forced entry insertions chain letter

while engaged in doggy style sex, the *angry "rear" partner pulls out and quickly forces ANY piece of mail (regular mail, advertisements, boxed package) into the anal cavity of the front partner while saying "Drop your tail here's your mail"!!

Under ordinary circumstances the immediate, uncontrollable, unconditioned reflex is to drop tail.

*NOTE: the majority of the time the ""rear" partner has just received a piece of mail officially addressed to the "front" partner. The mail is always addressed from a secret lover.

If you never get it, just be thankful.

by krappykrieger October 18, 2010

Tail-Twister

Anyone named Nikki

That girl over there must be a real Tail-Twister!

by kaboomhehe May 24, 2018

tail das

A person with a tail of cellotape and slug-like behaviour

You have a tail das

by Ya sit July 12, 2017

Twelve in the tail

Receiving anal (sex) from one who has a 12" or a very large penis

"She do anal?"
"Does she. MAN, SHE TAKE TWELVE IN THE TAIL!

by WNGSPAN April 1, 2019

Hoeny Tail

Word plat on the pg Pony Tail- x rated version where the sexual partner holds the hair of the partner giving oral.

I need a clip for my hair.- partner-Oh I'll just hold it in a hoeny tail for you

by JeffJeffington July 1, 2023

Whale tail

When a hoes thing is above there pants and you can see it

Bro check out that hoes whale tail

by Tcuntdog February 1, 2017

Mane and Tail

Originally a horse shampoo, commonly known as a sex position where the female lays down and the male sits with his knees on either sides of the girls waist, grabs her hair, and procedes to have sex

Last night she felt like a cowgirl so we did the Mane and Tail.

by hellochildren January 11, 2011