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Swamp Monster

A (often excruciatingly large) dump left in the toilet, unflushed, for the next bathroom user to find.
I left a swamp monster just for you
by The original STD March 11, 2022
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Swamp Swipe

Ones testicles must be manifested in sweat for some time, before wiping them upon the face of your spouse.
I had a hard day at work yesterday, when I got home the wife was asleep, so I gave her a swamp swipe!
by T91G March 31, 2022
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Swamp Club

A certain club that Shrek lovers are a part of. The club most commonly revolves around the "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" video series. On Fridays, all involved club members must wear their "swamp club outfits," aka a lazy day outfit with sweatpants.
Awe c'mon Mark, it's Friday! Where's your Swamp Club outfit?
by sidney.shrek October 25, 2017
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swamp punch

A heinous and vile concoction created by throwing glass bottles of any and all kinds of alcohol into a bathtub until it’s about half full. You then scoop it out with a bucket and hope you don’t get any glass in your serving of SwampPunch.
Hey man we’re going to Tanners to make Swamp Punch bring all of you booze!
by GenrlWolf June 23, 2018
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Mississippi swamp

Last night Brenda asked me to prove my nautical worth, so I gave her a Mississippi Swamp Boat.
by Medic130 November 7, 2021
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Swamp-tism

People that love Swamp-thing and have autism
I have Swamp-tism
by Batsy_thedarkknight November 21, 2025
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carolina swamp cricket

Any person so ugly and disgusting mosty female from the Carolinas that's also a down right whore who's only concern is the next bit of dick and drugs and who she will use to get them in any way imaginable that's been past around more times than the earth spinns and will do anything for a dollar including selling their family for some dick. Mostly associated with the term part slut or bukakke slut.
If you ask someone to help you find glass roses or chore boy all while scratching ya crotch smelling like last week's piss jar and burnt baking soda chances are you will suvk dick to get it and are nowby classified as a Carolina swamp cricket.
by Babyg98 May 12, 2018
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