Sprating

When someone is generally spiralling or out of control, this can appear in many contexts, and derives from a wannabe Internet troll and self proclaimed investigator named Sprate Header who first appeared on a niche forum called Kiwi Farms.

“I heard he was super mad last night, seething, sprating and all.”

by 7556789098778 April 27, 2024

Static

Gay filthy monkey who loves sexually harassing 16 year olds

"Static SA'd me"

by JewMolester April 29, 2024

static

Queer

“Bro was moving static”

by Wavy soul June 5, 2024

Station

When a group of girls all take turns fucking one guy.
Girl have a train ran on them, guys are called a station because all the girls get off.

My cock is so sore after the cheer team ran a station on me.

by Dumbfun June 13, 2024

Statia

A woman everyone secretly wants to be so they lie and manipulate gossip around her so no one will find her appealing with hopes of swapping destinies with the victim and living in their spotlight forever as if these insidious stalker plots didn't exist behind scenes.

Being a Statia isn't easy, your stalkers call you their stalker. Your GFS can't help but compete and fight with you out of closet envy. Your men are so possessive and cruel they can't handle it when the favours reciprocated.

Everybody wants to be a Statia but Statia.
Your family doesn't call you at all. Pretty hurts yeah? ;)

by anonymous August 2, 2024

Static void order

A hidden order that cuts balls of people who type first in comments.

Static void order here to take your balls.

by CodeE3501 January 7, 2025

Statie

A slang term for a member of a state defense force (SDF). Often used endearingly by SDF members, and derogatorily by national guard (NG) members.

Civilian: "So I heard you're in the national guard?"

SDF Member: "No, I'm a statie."

NG Member: "Ha, stupid statie."

by That_One_Statie January 19, 2025