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Captain Steve 02

One sexy hot rod that is in no way gay or homo.
Dane: Hey, isn't that kid gay or something?
Sharbach: Of course not! He is Captain Steve 02!
by sujan is dumb December 18, 2019
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Steve Jobs Memorial

A collection of Apple products situated close to one another, in a room or on a person.
Alan, "John, I can't believe how many Apple products Mike has! He has an iPhone, iPad, iMac, Apple Watch, Apple TV, Airpods and a Homepod".
John, "I know, it's crazy. His bedroom is starting to look like a Steve Jobs Memorial".
by Human nuts April 23, 2019
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donkey dick steve

The cutest of all long dick types. Smells of great mahogany and money. Has very good ninja skills and a bad ass in all ground game technical grappling aspects. Me have a temper but also has a heart of gold. You want to be him if you're a man. All females need him in their life.
by Triton King Dick May 27, 2017
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White Steve Harvey

I took off her pants and saw a white Steve Harvey. Agghhhh
by Fam56 March 25, 2018
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National Steve day

People named Steve you have to owe 30 bucks to on September 4th, 2022 aka Steve day.
Friend 1 - Its National Steve day, have you gave Steve 30 bucks yet?
Friend 2 - Not yet I forgot to
Friend 1 - Do it before he booty rapes you
by hcu September 4, 2022
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Steve Urkel Syndrome

Steve Urkel Syndrome is a disorder in which the suspect has an extreme, almost creepy, infatuation with a person who does not wish to engage in romance with the suspect, even attempting to actively avoid them. Common symptoms include: obsessive tendencies, dressing like a dork, social ineptness, snorting, and stalking.

Steve Urkel Syndrome is named after the Family Matters character Steve Urkel, who had a serious lust for Laura Winslow, who absolutely despised Steve Urkel until the later seasons, in which they became an item.
many stalkers and rapists exhibit Steve Urkel Syndrome towards their victims.
by Punchy_207 June 10, 2022
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Steve Miller Band

A (very) long-running rock band active from the mid-1960's to the present. This band has too many amazing songs to count, including "Rock'n Me", "Jet Airliner", and "The Joker".

Steven "Steve" Miller has been the lead singer of the band since its creation, and he is still alive and performing with the band at the age of 77 as of this writing.
The longer the Steve Miller Band remains active, the more impressive and yet funny it gets. It's almost like the name of the band has obligated Steve Miller to live forever. And he's still got it, too!
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 25, 2021
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