three steps behind crazy

A fraise used when some one plans on doing something stupid/reckless

"Dude he is three steps behind crazy if he thinks he'll make that jump"

by Ktgrb December 1, 2016

Stepped on a duck

Another way of saying that you farted.

Me: Aw, man! Did anyone step on a duck?

I farted but I tried to cover it up with "stepped on a duck."

by SuperCatgirl2 October 16, 2018

Clown step

A magical restorative potion made from Goldschläger and Monster energy drink, mixed in whatever measure you have available. Side effects include temporary blindness, incompetence and astral projection.

"Ee yah lad, get this clown step down yerr neck, and get back out there!"

by Bobby Spoons August 11, 2017

Step-on-Step

The act of following someone closely to get something desirable.

"Homie said he had bitches and weed at his crib so he told me to Step-on-Step."

by Dawnrazor December 26, 2018

step-manchild

A male between the ages of 19 and 31 that is usually the boyfriend of a single mom. They are usually too immature to act as a role model and have a tendency to either be too inept to help watch children and do other parent stuff, thus becoming a burden; or will beat/kill a child over something that's not a big deal, for example, a video game.

Person no.1: did you see her boyfriend
Person no.2: yeah, dude looks too much like he could be a step-manchild

by Caesar_Destroyer_of_Normies January 14, 2019

Step-tard

Step-tards are fucking idiots who enjoy step-fatansy on porn/hentai and even in real life, these retarders think fucking a stranger that has nothing but literally a piece of paper to be related is "exiting". The worst part, they say shit like "the best thing of fucking your sister, is not being related by blood" (as if friends who consider themselves as friend were different). They self contradicted, they act Edgy, and the worst part, the brag about an social illusion as it was the pinnacle of all sins, when it reality step-tards are only overestimate a word.

That step-tard think fucking a step-sister is incest. If that was the case, I would've done incest when I fucked my gf because 2 moths ago I considered a sister.

by Mr. Memo Herdez January 16, 2019

texas two step

when two country boys get into a fight.

earl: "hey joe, willy and jesse just did the texas two step"
joe: "I know, willy kicked jesse's ass".

by diggymac July 18, 2018