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Get the Snappy, snaUppy, snappY mug.A name used to refer to someone as idiotic, dumb, braindead, etc. There’s a video of some guy behind a fridge filled with snapples recording some customer and when the customer grabs the drink, the guy goes “hi, my name is Snapple. The customer then proceeds to hold the drink up to his ear, portraying how much of a moron they are.
“Where the fuck is Greg going, he’s going the wrong direction”
“Hey Snapple, wrong way you fucking moron”
“Hey Snapple, wrong way you fucking moron”
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Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
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Pardon my buddy. "HEY STOP SNAPPA SLAPPING YOU HOMO!"
Pardon my buddy. "HEY STOP SNAPPA SLAPPING YOU HOMO!"
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