thumb shuffle

Sticking your thumb in a vagina or asshole and vigorously wagging it

“Yo dude, I thumb shuffled my girl last night and it saved me from doing any work”

by Why whywhywhy why October 24, 2017

Chicago sausage shuffle

When you jerk off 2 people while also taking it in every hole including eye and ear hole

Jack wanted to do a Chicago sausage shuffle but I said no

by Ecrotex March 14, 2021

Tilbrook Shuffle

When your work day is not over, but you are finished for the day. Having to shuffle items around your desk, or your feet to travel to a different department just to waste some time.

Its 4:34pm and im done, im doing the tilbrook shuffle *re organise this stack of paper, this pen and this ruler. Oh and maybe visit finance*

by Keowaz October 2, 2020

hooker shuffle

The sneaky walk one does when sneaking out of a brothel or encounter with a prostitute.

I spotted him coming out of Room 123 of The Bellagio doing the hooker shuffle.

by Captain Minty August 28, 2017

memphis shuffle

a quater note with a dotted 16th note lead in to the next unit over an over....duh, de- duh pattern created by Curtis Mayfield from Memphis...Tennessee...

Curtis Mayfield created the Memphis shuffle

by little roger November 21, 2015

Shuffle Twist 3000

This is when someone grabs ahold of a penis with two hands and begins twisting in opposite directions.

Dude, Alexis gave me the best Shuffle Twist 3000 job of my life last night!

by FuckAndSuck November 27, 2019

Bahaatoeima Shuffle

A shuffle created by the ancient egyptian king, King Bahaatoeima the III. It was a shuffle created by King B, to show remorse towards his workers thousands of years ago.

"I shall do the bahaatoeima shuffle to show remorse.."

by Minecraftcreeper4928 January 3, 2024