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satantastic

a faboulous work of Satan or satanism. Hellish but cool. Goes good with Rob Zombie or Megadeath playing in the background.
dude! this tomb is so satantastic with all the candles and the alter and stuff
by Dan January 15, 2005
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satanism

There are many brands of Satanism, I'll outline 2 of these:

First, there is LaVey (I think) Satanism. This promotes worship of one's self, practicing indulgence in the 7 "deadly" sins, and other such things. This is pretty much just a step up from Atheism where instead of the high range of morals that Atheists have, you get "lower" morals. (An Atheist can still believe in what the Cristian Church preaches in terms of morals. i.e. monogamy, abstinence before marriage, etc. while not believing in God. LaVey Satanists can't have similar morals to the Church.) This practice has nothing to do at all with Lucifer, or any of his followers. These are not bad people, freaks, or any of the other labels they've been given on this site.

Another type of Satanist is the Lucifarian (SP?) Satanists, who worship Lucifer (Satan, The Devil, The Fallen Angel, The Morning Star) as their idol. These people worship Lucifer because he is the bringer of forbidden light, he wanted humanity to have the knowledge that God and his angels do. I think they believe in a sort of "unholy trinity" consisting of Lucifer, Beelzebub, and Astaroth(SP?), though I'm not sure about that last point.
Note: Neither type of Satanism are bad people, they believe what they believe, discriminating against them is just as bad as discriminating against Muslims, Jews, or any other religion. Also, Satanist being anti-Cristian is of no importance, as all monotheist religions are anti-other religions.

P.S. I'm atheist, so this is fairly objective =D
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satans piss water

A: What are you drinking?
B: satans piss water
by Hitlers grandmother May 27, 2016
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satanic hoebag

Someone who wants to die (jokingly) and is just inappropriate all day everyday
That Satanic Hoebag is making everyone depressed and arroused at the same time
by Satanic Hoebag February 9, 2017
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satanic pancake

A pancake with demon semen used as syrup.
You take your pancakes with maple syrup?

No, I like satanic pancakes.
by Phil Minx January 17, 2018
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satanaih

1. Goddess of beauty and the mother of the nartians (knights) in Circassian mythology.

2. A name of usually an amazing and powerful girl who’s biggest strength is her empathy for others. The kindest person on this earth. You’re lucky if you know a Satanaih.
Man: You know you’re kindness is your weekness, right?

Woman: it’s almost as if you’re a satanaih
by AdigaGirl December 1, 2019
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satanicphobia

When the preps be flammin on the goffics
Snaps is satanicphobia against me and my homies at starbucks.
by XX_MCRROCKS_XX July 24, 2020
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