roger waters

The driving creative genius behind Pink Floyd. He played bass, he wrote the songs, he wrote the lyrics, came up with the concepts, was the best singer, held together and then ripped apart the band, and (last but not least) was the only member of Pink Floyd to have any trace of personality and charisma. Yeah, he was somewhat of an asshole toward his former bandmates, but hey, when you're just THAT good, you are allowed to throw around a bit of ego. After he left the rest of Pink Floyd went on to cobble together a couple of half-assed albums that lacked any semblance of creative integrity. After Roger Waters left, Pink Floyd was reduced to a sprawling, bloated train wreck that was embarrassing to watch and listen to (think "Dogs of War"). Roger himself went on to release three of the most underrated albums ever. "Radio Kaos", "The Pros and Cons of Hitch-hiking", and "Amused to Death" are brilliant concept albums held together by great music and thoughtful lyrics. Unfortunately they will forever be absent from mainstream consciousness because they deal with subjects such as: human relationships, marriage and affairs, political engineering and the effect of technology on today's world, power struggles within society, the drive toward personal honesty, rather than deeper, more meaningful things people prefer such as: bitches, ho's and drugz.

Dude 1: Holy shit man, why are you walking around with a hard-on?? I can see it through your jeans!

Dude 2: Yeah, I'm listening to Roger Waters on my ipod, man. Step off.

by Sconz July 17, 2006

Jaime roberts

Major sucking a life. a life ruiner; to ruin ones life from drinking excessive amounts of beer, therefore causing one to have frequent calf cramps.

Oh my god!! that bitch is so bad at everything..shes pretty much jaime robertsing her life right now.

by Nipple sucker October 19, 2008

robert pattinson

1) possibly the ugliest actor on the current face of hollywood who will soon attempt (and fail) to portray the most beautiful character in the current literary craze, twilight.

2) only got the part of said character because Gaspard Ulliel was too pretty/busy/good for the movie and probably would have realized this himself half-way through and then quit.

smart person (i.e. person with eyes): did you see that robert pattinson guy who's supposed to be Edward?
dumb person (i.e. complete waste of space): LyKe yEsS, 0mGz!11! r0bErT pAtTiNsoN iS s00 sExiiii!!1! hE's sOo mY bF!!1!1!
(pause pause)
smart person: you're a tool.

by meeved July 3, 2008

Robert Toews

Robert Toews robert toews Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, roberted, robert·ing.

raw-burt or, often, rawb-irt Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective
1. of, pertaining to, characteristic of, or having the nature of Robert

–noun
1. a football playing, steak eating, bitch fucking homo sapien, particularly Robert Toews of Pasadena

Origin: af. 2000; MT; akin to Gk dr?s oak, Skt, Avestan dru wood

I saw Robert Toews eating steak at Moose McGillicuddy's on Friday.

by lksadfjg;laskdjfasdf December 10, 2008

San Roberto International School

ISR is a private school located in monterrey mexico and it is one of the best schools in mexico. The kids who go here are the best at many things and have very good education.

The kids that go to San Roberto International School are the best at everything even tiktok.

by ISRstudent October 26, 2019

Robert Pattinson

A British actor who is well known for playing Cedric in Harry Potter, and Edward Cullen in the Twilight series. Also the subject of many girls' fantasies. In some people's opinion, he is a person who's ego is larger than a mansion, he has no posture or acting ability, and is a creeper. The people in the forementioned group will vary in reactions when "R Pattz" fangirls squee at him. Some reactions will be: faked, induced or automatic vomiting, running away, or badmouthing him (which is rather dangerous to attempt)
Fangirls have been known to ask him to bite them, sleep with them, or marry them.

Ana: "Oh I'm destined to become Robert Pattinson's wife. I know it!"
Lyri: *fakes puking* "Yeah, you and all the other obsessed fangirls out there. If i didn't hate him so much..."
Ana: "Come on, he's talented, wonderful at singing, and gorgeous!"
Lyri: "Ummmm, no." *walks away*

by Illyria Schiff August 24, 2009

Robert

If:

ROBERT is the #3 most common male name.
3.143% of men in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 3850175 US men are named ROBERT!

ROBERT is the #996 most common female name.
0.008% of females in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 10200 US females are named ROBERT!

ROBERT is the #2533 most common last name.
0.005% of last names in the US are ROBERT.
Around 12500 US last names are ROBERT!

(see previous definition....)

Then assume:

0.008*0.005 = 0.00004% women
3.143*0.005 = 0.015715% men

so

There are 100 women in the US called Robert Robert.
There are 39287 men in the US called Robert Robert.

Match.com say 2% of people get married after meeting on Match.com. So there are 2 women called Robert Robert who could potentially meet and marry 785 guys called Robert Robert, if they all were all internet dating. Which admit it. We all are.

AWESOME.

Fed-Ex Guy... "is Mrs Robert there please?"

Bob-bob Jnr... "Mom... It's for you!"

Bertybob... "Yes, I am Robert Robert?"

Fed-Ex Guy..."How did you know my name? I am Robert Robert, Robert Robert"

Bob-bob Jnr..."shiiiiitt....I'll be darned. Hey Dad....Rob, come see this...It's another Bob-bob!"

by MitchElos February 6, 2010