Redneck Wet Wipe

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.

Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*

by Crap-tain April 20, 2025

RedNeck

Anyone named Alexander

Lilly - “you ever met Alexander”
John - “you mean the redneck”

by djdjfhfbdbdjdjcfbbffhc January 22, 2023

Redneck water balloon

A walmart bag filled with water tied off by the handles and flung.

Wanna have a water ballon fight. Na do have water ballons. Get some walmart bags and we'll have a redneck water balloon fight.

by EMJE1234 April 1, 2021

redneck

A repellent subhuman creature that hates the "gumment" and typically possesses more toes than teeth due to chronic inbreeding.

All rednecks should be covered in pitch and lit on fire

by Arthur Van Graff September 25, 2017

Redneck

when you've had an Airstream 1993 camper in your driveway longer than shotgun holes in a stop sign.

Aye jippy, you startin' to think billy might be a redneck?
Jippy: Who,? The guy with the overalls?
Jarvis:yup.

by friedchicken&koolaid479 March 18, 2020

Redneck-rigged

Sometimes buying new is not an option. It's during these times you have to go cheap and redneck-repair and innovate.

Still sad & racist as F*CK.Can me replaced with Ghetto rigging, nig rigging, jurry rig, and hillbilly rig depending on the audience being spoken to.

I just Redneck-rigged my steering wheel back on the car. I pray to to glorious Lynyrd Skynyrd it holds.

by MYGBF October 20, 2022

Rednecking Me

1. When someone plays you for a fool
2. When someone says something just to get you to say it back eg. "I love you"

Example 1
Girl: Give me a ride and I'll suck your dick
Guy: Are you "Rednecking Me"???
Example 2

Guy: I love you!
Girl: OK
Guy: I said, I love you
Girl: Are you "Rednecking Me"???

by SMcReal July 6, 2019