AKA "Meltal Playland" (termed after the dumbass bosse's spelling error) Gnarliest place to work in the world. A typical day consists of waking up early to clean up more soft serve shits than there are dogs. Jim, the boss, is a dumbass who can't spell, and who ends every sentence with the word "Ummmm....." It smells like shit, looks like shit, and tastes like shit. Ninja employees sometimes scale the wall to retrieve lost balls.
My date cancelled dinner with me because I smelled like shit after a nine hour shift at Puppy Playland.
by Shitcleaner December 24, 2007
Get the Puppy Playlandmug. When Joe's best friend Steve let's his 3 peckered puppies red rocket absolutely destroy your spinkter ring.
Joe had a very best friend named scuba Steve that would love to show his 3 peckered puppies red rockets off to anyone that was in sight.
Maria can't get the feeling of what those red rockets felt like from Steve's three peckered puppies all crammed in her swollen rotten.
Joe had a very best friend named scuba Steve that would love to show his 3 peckered puppies red rockets off to anyone that was in sight.
Maria can't get the feeling of what those red rockets felt like from Steve's three peckered puppies all crammed in her swollen rotten.
by Howdy doody's wooden balls September 28, 2021
Get the Three peckered puppiesmug. by Anonymous tormentor April 4, 2023
Get the promotion puppymug. by Ms.letohic September 4, 2020
Get the Tree Puppymug. Yo look at this good boy :)
Woah, dude! why didn't you tell me you saw a dog recently?
Was I supposed to?
Yeah bro, dont you know about the Puppy Dog Etiquette?
The What?
THE PDE, Puppy Dog Etiquette!
Woah, dude! why didn't you tell me you saw a dog recently?
Was I supposed to?
Yeah bro, dont you know about the Puppy Dog Etiquette?
The What?
THE PDE, Puppy Dog Etiquette!
by VollDasBrainEyy March 14, 2019
Get the Puppy Dog Etiquettemug. Basic and or limited skills one brings to their bedroom sex game. The inability to adequately satisfy your partner sexually in the bedroom. Only performing one basic sex position in the bedroom. While refusing to expand their sexual repertoire believing their sex game is tight as it is.
Amaya: I learned a new sex term from my professor during my human sexuality class today.
Amia: What term did you learn?
Amaya: Puppy love and I immediately thought about my ex-boyfriend.
Amia: Yeah, I remember you telling me about his skill or lack of in the bedroom. Puppy love wow.
Amia: What term did you learn?
Amaya: Puppy love and I immediately thought about my ex-boyfriend.
Amia: Yeah, I remember you telling me about his skill or lack of in the bedroom. Puppy love wow.
by Starving Artist246 April 15, 2025
Get the Puppy Lovemug. Someone with over zealous attempts to do good and help other people. Normally quite simple and slightly vacant with few friends. Often found working for hospital radio or animal charities.
by TheHRD November 17, 2010
Get the Puppy troublermug.