Amateur porn

Pornography in which the participants are amateur performers as opposed to professionals. Often takes the form of a home movie. Owing to the low-budget nature, often filmed static-shot or P.O.V style. A celebrity who indulges in this may see it released as a sex tape.

I was so bored last night I spent five hours watching amateur porn on YouPorn.

by Ucrylic May 22, 2010

Atheist Porn

The watching of videos, such as ones by Richard Dawkins or TheAmazingAtheist, that make fun of religion and are particularly entertaining or funny to atheist viewers, similar to watching porn. Often, the most satirical or hyperbolic videos are deemed under this category.

"Dude, I just watched Thuderf00t own VenomFangX on youtube. It made me laugh so hard! Total Atheist Porn!"

by sk8theist April 19, 2009

Party Porn

To watch videos that glamorize wild parties to fulfill your need to party. Like watching porn to get off, but watching a crazy party to help you cope with the week.

"Last night I was hankering for a party so I watched some party porn by checking out Lady Gaga's music video for her song Just Dance.. It really helped"

by boyfromnantucketrnix November 16, 2009

Gaston Porn

Using the JC Penny or Sears catalog lingerie section as motivation for masturbation.

Harlold was always known as a sick fuck and would do anything for some Redbank loving, but when it came to porn he would only use Gaston Porn since it came in the male free.

by puddinpullinredbanker March 4, 2010

porn chowder

Mixture of both male and female reproductive body fluids. As seen in pornographic movies.

You what would be nasty? Eating a bowl of porn chowder.

by chuck master funk April 25, 2005

Porn Neck

A stiff neck caused by staring at porn on a computer screen for too long while searching for the right girl/ angle/position combination. Typically Porn Neck associated with laptops is not as severe as Porn Neck associated with a desktop.

Last night, on the hunt, I was in the mood to find a close up of an 18 year old asian girl getting slammed reverse cow-girl with an anal cream pie finish. Usually on the Videobox this doesn't take me all that long, but last nights girl search took so long I got a serious case of the dreaded porn neck. Virgins of the Screen #1 Scene 5, staring Evelyn Lin saved me from really injuring myself.

by Berkules May 20, 2008

porn face

A woman who isn't beautiful or pretty, but could definitely appear in a pornographic movie.

"Gretchen Wilson has porn face!"

by j.e.t. January 2, 2009