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Torrey Pines Sailing Team 

A bunch of retards banded together to sail boats, who fight over retarded things, led by retards, funded by retards, and supported by rich retards
Did you hear about the torrey pines sailing team?
Yeah can’t remember the last time they stopped fighting and won a race
Torrey Pines Sailing Team by Dipdip123 September 24, 2018

Straight pipe

1 (noun, automotive): An exhaust system mod in which all mufflers and catalytic converters are removed, literally having a "straight pipe" as your exhaust. Doing this will increase noise and free up HP. It is very illegal almost everywhere except in M town

2 (verb, informal, sex): {aggressive], rough, hard sex, usually used to describe rough oral sex, face fucking
1: God damn it I'm sick of hearing my neighbors straight piped Honda everyday at 3 AM
2: He Striaght piped me and now my neck is sore

one way pipe cleaner

Refers to urination or ejaculation, which clears the urethra.
Guy: I just took a one way pipe cleaner to relax a bit.

Siberian Pipeline 

Similar to the the Alaskan pipeline; however, after freezing the shit filled condom, you insert it into a woman's vagina.
Yesterday I was going to perform the Alaskan pipeline, but it was dark and I ended up in Siberia. Oh well that's the Siberian Pipeline for you
Siberian Pipeline by SBreen November 23, 2009

pipe monster

a straight guy with a large penis who can both use it well and gets ample opportunity to use it.
J.C. is known as the "Pipemonster" to the hoes.
pipe monster by jason October 16, 2003
to pipe is to suck someone's dick, aka giving head
yo, that hot bitch piped me last night after the party.
pipe by capa June 29, 2007