Hospital Pass

Literally (in schools, the military, etc): A pass that exempts the bearer from normal duty so they can go to hospital.

Figuratively (1): A Catch-22 situation which will inevitably lead to a person being badly hurt, humiliated or otherwise up shit creek.

Figuratively (2): In sports, a dangerous pass of the ball that may result in injury to the receiver.

Drill Instructor: Private, why are you out of the barracks?!
Private: Sir, I have a hospital pass... oohhh...
Drill Instructor: I see, that would explain all the blood spraying from your neck. NOW, STOP MOANING YOU PANSY! AND SAY SIR WHEN YOU DO!

Bill: I hear you just got assigned the Smith tax account.
Joe: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. The IRS are investigating the company and I am probably going to be called before a grand jury.
Bill: Holy shit! That account is a hospital pass.

Doctor: So, how did you break your nose?
Private: I was playing football and the ball was passed to me.
Doctor: That doesn't sound dangerous.
Guy: Yeah, but the ball smacked directly into my face at 200 miles per hour.
Doctor: Sounds like a hospital pass. Ha ha ha ha!
Guy: Can I have another doctor?

by Guy with face December 23, 2007

Passat

Slang to describe a violent wank. The term is taken form the Manufacturer of the Passat - VW (Volks Wagen)

Looking at her "Jelly on springs" ass makes me want to have a Passat.

Im so horney - when I get home its Passat time.

Passat done, now time with wife & kids.

by Coldestmoon June 23, 2011

Hall Pass

When all was said and done, though their husbands might have looked around at females, the one person that actually cheated of the four main characters in Hall Pass was Grace. Everyone else held their marriage vows sacred to some degree, since looking, thinking, or talking about sex isn't the same thing as toying around with love.

Grace was the one character in Hall Pass heartless enough to actually cheat, because their was no balance of power in her relationship with Fred, she had all the power of two people. Though Grace would be the kind of person to try and expose the double standards of others, she lived by a different set of standards than the ones she expected of her husband, and couldn't see her own for what they were. Why would any guy want to be married to somebody like that? Since some of them do think with a head other than the one on their dick, despite some females not really wanting to allow them to resist thinking with a head that is easier to control on a guy.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

Pass tha kool aid

This phrase, meaning the sharing of wealth, is primarily used amoung young african americans.

Hey gangsta, didya get yo government cheese today? Pass tha kool aid, nigga.

by Rustin1 May 21, 2008

pussy passage

a passage in which the penis has to pass before the penitration phase begins

anthony and his girlfriend(currently his mom)has to go through before he pre-maturely sperminated in her eye (i always wondered why she had that twitch)

by pat December 3, 2004

pass the guitar

you talk to much!! let the others speak

me. man, calm down! pass the guitar
other. yeah we had listen you all night
him. ok, sorry

by da shrink December 3, 2007

pass-a-doble

A slang that can be used when one takes a massive dump. The term is a play on words based on the Spanish dance called the pasodoble and was invented because of the TV show Dancing With the Stars.
pronounced pa′sa·do′ble

TV:.... and here are Jason & Edyta dancing the pasodoble.
Person1: Man I gotta go pass-a-doble...
Person: What?
Person1: I gotta take a dump... pass a doble, doble referring to the massive brick of shit that is about to be passed out of my ass.

*Person1 returns*

Person1: Man that was not a doble, it was diarrhea.
Person2: so it was a liqui-doble?

by Steve G0 January 12, 2009