phantom incest

when you say you love someone like a brother or sister but still want to fuck them

sometimes i start to feel phantom incest when hanging out with my best friend for multiple hours

by evesdropper April 6, 2017

Pantaconda

A man's large member....the pant snake

"Oh my God! His pantaconda is big enough to choke you!"

"I heard she died sucking on his pantaconda"

by Redbeard25 May 26, 2017

Phantom Frebble

CHUBBY, NOT FAT

PHANTOM FREBBLE IS FLOOF AND CHUB

by MYNAMEJEFFFF July 25, 2017

phantom child

When someone has a child who they think is their (biological) own, but turns out, is someone else's

He swindles money from the IRS--when he goes to fill out his tax returns, he claims this phantom child as a dependent when he already took a paternity test and knows she's really somebody else's daughter.

by Aneemall September 22, 2017

Phantom Shit

When you push out a log into the toilet, but when you wipe the paper is completely clean. Hence the phantom

"Wow, that was the cleanest asshole Ive ever had!, it was like it was never there, almost ais was a phantom shit"

by ShakenMcCola October 1, 2017

Phantom 2018

This is a van that contain a minimum of 3 sheeps, they have to be called Marcus, Tage and Joakim.
This is a van that memes about themself all the time because they do alot of stupid stuff.
They are proud of having intercourse with one women one time, then they get cocky.

Atleast one member in the van need so belive that he gets laid just because of the phantom effect, he has to belive its real. It has to be one of the sheeps.

"OMG how are you so phantom 2018? - its the phantom effect"

by Theprinceofnewtromsø January 5, 2018

Phantom Testicle

Slang for Spirit testicle; A handy companion to ask questions about the unfathomable whom also happens to whisper compliments and sage advice in times of need.

Even though I lost my testicle, I gained the insight and friendship of what some would wrongly call a phantom testicle. Which is stupid. There's no such thing as phantoms.

by Testicular Journeyman May 19, 2018