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green bay packers

Better known by thier longtime moniker "The Green Bay Fudge Packers" and The "Ben Gay Fudge Packers", this group of bunghole busters focuses on offnding football fans mostly by existing, but also add to thier own humiliation by sullying the names of superb athletes {see former USM standout Brett Favre a man who secretly desires an orange and midnight blue outfit}. As a seciondary outlet this assembled bunch of cornhole cowboys attempts to play football with horribly miserable results.
Synonyms: The Dallas Galboys, The New Dork Yankers
That Senator Larry Craig sure did a good political impression of the Green Bay Packers.
by Tom Mabry January 2, 2009
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rice picker

He is such a rice picker. His last five girlfriends have all been asian.
by drew November 19, 2003
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Green Bay Packers

An NFL team belonging to fat, drunken, cut throat, overly obnoxious and highly jealous fans who pride themselves on the false assumption they're better than the Chicago Bears and their fans. The Chicago Bears lead the all time series between the Packers/Bears 90-79 (The Bears have never trailed to the Packers). The Chicago Bears lead the NFL in all time wins as well - most people will say it's due to their length of time in the NFL, however most are ignorant of the fact that there are several teams who've been around just as long, yet fail to accomplish the same goal (The Green Bay assholes for one).
Notable mention is the 60 year starting QB for the Green Bay Packers Brett Favre, better known by his nickname as John Elway's bitch. His long standing definition is the ultimate drug addicted Barry Bonds of the NFL who would sooner drag his team down in pursuit of his own stats than let them have a chance to win. Fans are under the false assumption that he plays for them and will continue to believe he will not drop them like a bad habit once he finishes his conquest of records (which quarterback Peyton Manning will bust open in half the time).
George Halas OWNS Lombardi.
John Elway OWNS Brett Favre.
CHICAGO BEARS OWN GREEN BAY PACKERS.
by Knotsea January 2, 2008
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Fudge-Packer

1. An employee of cadbury's who packs fudge.

or

2. An individual who packs men for pleasure (i.e. gay)
'Big Niall Barr is a Fudge-Packer'.

'Man you're a fudge' (in smegs'voice)
by Mark McClaren March 30, 2004
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banana picker

That damn banana picker looks like a coon turned inside out.
by Mr T Flint July 9, 2006
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packers

A cheesehead NFL football team, who have the WORST fans ever! The packers are also known to have ugly uniforms that resemble puke and snot mixed together. All fans of the cheeseheads love their caveman era quarterback, Brett Favre, who needs to get a hint and retire.

Alternate names: Green Gay slackers, fudge packers, cheeseheads.
What do the packers and purcupines have in common?
They both have pricks.
by WerewolvesRule August 13, 2007
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peeker

When you have to take a big crap, however, you are no where close to a toilet and it starts "peeking" out of the butt hole.
Bat 1: oh man i gotta take a crap
Bat 2: dude, we are in the middle of nowhere
Bat 1: i know, but this ones a peeker!
by the bats April 5, 2003
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