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chocolate chip mayonnaise

The fecal laden man-goo that covers the cock immediately after anal intercourse in which the male factor disemboques into the female's rectal opening. Similar in consistency to Campbell's cream of mushroon(condensed) or Progresso chunky style.
Our night of frollic and fun ended with a fat double serving of chocolate chip mayonnaise.
by Hari Fernandez Gonzales December 10, 2007
mugGet the chocolate chip mayonnaisemug.

as mad as a bottle of chips

Someone or something being completely random or non-nonsensical.
£4 for a pint of Guinness?!!? That's as mad as a bottle of chips!
by Aaron Stevenson May 14, 2008
mugGet the as mad as a bottle of chipsmug.

jamaican chocolate chip

term used by common niggaz to insult another brethren (person of nigger descent)
Black 1: "Shut yo jamaican chocolate chip mouf!"

Black 2: "Naw cuh!!!!!!!"
by davante February 1, 2007
mugGet the jamaican chocolate chipmug.

Colorado sun chip

when you preform the act of ejaculating on your partners back. then sitting out in the sun till the substance dries and crisps. then have the partner eat "sun chips".
i busted a nut on my girls back by the pool and made her stay there till the jizz was crispy. afterwards she enjoyed my dna filled Colorado sun chips.
by half sack January 11, 2013
mugGet the Colorado sun chipmug.

sniff my chip

you only use this word if you wanna humiliate your enemies and completely destroy them >:)
bradley: "kevin you're such a loser"
kevin: "awww, well sniff my chip >:p"
by lebeetch September 9, 2020
mugGet the sniff my chipmug.

spilt her chips

Generally indicative of a "smooth" dancing style, this typically occurs in combination with spilling two (2) glasses of water when throwing down against a "wild" dancing opponent.
"I was told by her Wii machine that my dance style is "smooth" and hers is "wild". For the record though, I knocked over 2 glasses of water and spilt her chips."
by WiiDanceAllNight December 4, 2013
mugGet the spilt her chipsmug.

Chip and Dip Theory

So a guy is the chip and a girl is the dip. If a guy dips his chip into a bunch of dips he isn't "ruined" but if a girl puts a lot of chips into her dip, then her dip is ruined.
Guy: I dipped my chip so much
Girl: if I put chips into my dip I'd be a slut
Aka the chip and dip theory
by blah_.blah_.blum_. August 8, 2017
mugGet the Chip and Dip Theorymug.

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