Pot Banger

The act of colliding an eating or cooking implement consisting of a long handle with a rounded metal or earthen container used chiefly for domestic purposes (as in cooking or for holding liquids) immediately after having a member of the opposite sex receive an act of sexual gracious kindness and having an unequal display of affection in return. The purpose of such act is to get the opposite sex to leave the premises and hopefully have the person never engage in such an act again.

Guy 1: What was all that noise last night?

Guy 2: I brought this girl home, and she one sided hookup me. So I had to pot banger her ass out of the house!

by C Willis November 30, 2006

high-on-pot-enuse

the act of being or wanting to be high while learning about hypotenuse, because it is extremely boring. now you can tell your own teacher that you are high (or that you wish to be).

Teacher:class what is the hypotenuse of this shape
kevin: I wish i was high-on-pot-enuse!
class: OMG, LMAO, etc, etc...

by almightynino March 15, 2016

SNORKLING IN THE CHOWDER POT

Performing oral sex on a woman.

Yeah, it's her birthday..guess i gotta go snorkling in the chowder pot tonight.

by ranzerox October 17, 2007

Pot Bellied Cunt

When a woman is so fat, her crotch area looks like a second belly. Resembling a pot belly of a pig.

Dude, look at that lady. She has the biggest Pot Bellied Cunt I've ever seen!!

by Neck_Stompin_Carney February 21, 2011

Harry pot head

When charlie Eats a space cake and starts flying.

Harry potter and the Philosopher's crack

by Topher May 14, 2003

Potted Meat Sandwich

A sandwich made from potted meat, which is ground up chicken, pork, beef, and whatever else you can imagine. No one knows for sure exactly what is in potted meat but since it is super cheap (think 4 cans for a dollar), many rednecks lather it on bread and cover it in mayo to make the cheapest sandwich with the most mysterious ingredients.

Cecil is so cheap that he always brings potted meat sandwiches for lunch.

Philly has cheese steak, Kentucky has the potted meat sandwich.

by Cun Lingis July 29, 2010

Appalachain neti pot

When you're getting a blowjob and you're about to blow your load you pull it out. Cram it up her nose and destroy her sinuses with your baby batter

I gave her a Appalachain neti pot last night.

by Brutally honest March 25, 2015