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Toilet Beer

The legendary, but very short-lived, beer creation from one of America’s most renowned breweries. It is rumored that a terminated and vindictive marketing exec somehow got this beer into production before company execs figured out what was going on.
Toilet Beer jingle...

When you’re sitting on the can and you’re taking a poo.
When you’re stinking up the bathroom with your hot, stinky stew.
When you wanna have a drink, well have no fear.
Just reach for a bottle of that Toilet Beer.

Toilet Beer ... hey!
by Sylvan Montague III August 12, 2019
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beer mob

One who is a god at downing kegs, Jägermeister, beer, ale, or any other alcholic beverage, especially at a party.
Holy balls, Rob, you are totally beer mob-bing it

Kevin is such a beer mob.

Johnny beer was a badass beer mob at the party last night
by thebeermob April 9, 2011
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Beer Rage

To become enraged after consuming massive ammounts of any alchaholic drink,or,in drinker terms,mood enhancer.
Yo,did you see Chad earlier?He was punching people out of pure beer rage!
by Swiftly swift December 3, 2010
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beer less

A person who does not have alcohol where alcohol is required at all times. The condition of this is only if the person has no beer.
Guy 1: hey man, you look beerless

Guy 2: I brought the vodka.

Guy 1: yea man but where's the beer? I guess no pong tonight since your beer less.
by Jcastello214 September 24, 2013
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comfort beer

A beer you pour at home (even though you are sufficiently drunk) that you never drink, in an attempt to feel better about the nite ending.
I woke up the next day with a hang over and a full comfort beer. I smiled because I knew the nite never had to end.
by bkjb99 January 24, 2015
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Friday beers

A gathering of friends on a Friday night where everyone enjoys a beer or 2. A “Friday beers” gathering must consist of good fiends, good conversations, and good beer. A beer or 2 can quickly turn into 7 or 8, but that not looked down upon by anyone at Friday beers.
Hey are you gonna come to Friday beers tonight in Fredo’s backyard?
by Thisthatnanothathing April 17, 2020
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Beer Barrier

The sickly feeling that is gained once an excessive amount of beer has been consumed in a short period of time that requires fresh air and a strong mind to overcome. Typically after this barrier is hit, the consumer is clear to drink as much beer as possible as it will not re-occur.
"Oi Tom, i've hit the beer barrier, im going outside for some air"
by JHBigBoi September 24, 2012
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