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Mustache Lips

When a girl's pubic hair extends to either side of her vagina
Elaine: So what was wrong with this one?
Jerry: ... She had mustache lips.
Elaine: You mean...
Jerry: yeah.
Elaine: Ohhh.
by mattieice7486 May 21, 2015
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Winter Lips

When your lips are all chapped and cracking from the dry winter weather.
Dude 1#: AWW Man, I got the winter lips!!
Dude 2#: Here's some lip lube then!
by SnowSakura June 19, 2014
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lip weasel

Female Usage: "Too bad Hillary has such dark hair. You can see her lip weasel."
Male Usage: "Goodness, that's quite an elaborate lip weasel you're sporting. Have you ever been tempted to just shave it off?"
by Buster Crapole June 22, 2015
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Nibber Lipped

A. When you're a smoking a cigarette or a joint and you slobber all over it.
B. When your lips are the size of a baboons swollen vagina.
A. Hey you fat fucking bitch, why'd you nibber lipped my square?
B. Damn bitch, I bet you could suck the chrome off a urinal handle in a McDonald's bathroom!
by Dildo Magic December 4, 2022
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Lip Tickler

When you pipe real small so you can’t bruise the cervix, just tickle dem lips.
That dude vince ain’t packing so girls call him the lip tickler
by Da HBK October 17, 2023
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Sausage Lips

Definition:

(1) women’s lips once filled with Botox

(2) Women’s lips whom a addicted to Botox

(3) Women who love to roll their lips while pouting and taking a selfie.
(1) that bitch has some big ass sausage lips. Must be kissing to many rectums.

(2) those lips are so big, looks like she has sausage lips
by Emmd November 18, 2020
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monkey lipped

To put something into one's mouth, like a cigarette, straw, spoon or pen and take it out only to have it covered in saliva. Similar to the way monkeys do at the zoo when they put anything in their mouths.
Teresa took a drag off my cigarette and when I got it back she had monkey lipped it. It was almost soaked to death.

Bill borrowed my pen and while he was thinking about the problem, he put it in his mouth and monkey lipped it. When I got it back, it was dripping with spit.
by little billy boy November 22, 2011
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