dry fucked

when you’re having sex so wasted/high you can’t get hard/wet

dude: after we hit this blunt can we fuck?
girl: yeah but not too much i don’t want to get dry fucked again.

by 2inchdestroyer October 31, 2018

dry socks

trying to be sarcastic to someone annoying

(person hits their head on door)
person #1:i just hit my head

person #2: shut your dry socks up

by zoie2836613 August 30, 2019

lie dry

The act of convincing your self that the cloths in the dryer are indeed not dry in order to avoid folding them.

"Timothy did the lie dry all day until his lent catcher caught on fire."

by The Fish Outta Water February 5, 2015

dry moose

A white guy that recently just jerked off

Last night I had a dream that I was humped by a dry moose

by Eddieis420 January 26, 2017

dry roasting

Dick in the pussy, in the ass and one in the mouth.

Jamie and his friends gave his sister a dry roasting

by Spongebob 69 May 5, 2018

Dry Bowser

A dehydrated blowjob.

We were stuck in the desert for over a week ,dehydrated, and I was horny as hell. She frosted her lips with sand like salt on a margarita and then proceeded to give me a dry bowser.

by BarryMcCockner May 12, 2017

Dry Biscuits

That sounds like a strange sti you get from doing anal.

"We did it in the back door and she gave me dry biscuits! She said i was the first!"

by Princesskittyface November 15, 2016