Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.
If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.
by ACunny February 26, 2024
Get the Patrick Bateman Wannabemug. Patrick is the best wide receiver he is very passionate for the thing he love Patrick will always make you feel better about yourself if he can not hold a grudge at all he is a very fun loving person
Girl 1# I hate my life
Girl 2# have you meet Patrick
3 month later
Girl 1# I love my life because of Patrick
Girl 2# have you meet Patrick
3 month later
Girl 1# I love my life because of Patrick
by Lover 123456789 February 18, 2020
Get the Patrickmug. He is an amazingly handsome man. He doesn't understand how truly attractive he really is, he always denies it. He can be shy and introverted at some points but then be quirky and extroverted. He is the love of your life. Treat him well. He is also kinda insecure so shower him with love and affection whenever possible.
by FemaleRedditor January 6, 2023
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Get the Patrickingmug.