Here by i state that if you’re ever being mean to someone named Chris you will be fined $500+ Don’t be lackin
Natalie~ “Hey chris you’re a bitch”
Chris~ *Dials 911*
Cop~ “Ma’am you’re under arrest, because It’s Illegal to be mean to chris”
Chris~ *Dials 911*
Cop~ “Ma’am you’re under arrest, because It’s Illegal to be mean to chris”
by Chris..:::: February 28, 2021
by asjasj June 12, 2023
A joke about people who are trying to become DJs/Producer/Music Industry Worker, that they sound more "in the biz" or knowledgable about music on goings by instead of calling Skrillex by his stage name they prefer to refer to him as "Sonny" (his real name) as if they know him personally. Same joke can be applied to any celebrity or star with a stage name / alias.
John: I went to this gig last night, shit was lit.
Mike: Who was playing?
John: Skrillex.
Mike: Oh, you mean Sonny?
Mike: Who was playing?
John: Skrillex.
Mike: Oh, you mean Sonny?
by Hajajaja September 15, 2022
The BDSM act where the female restrains the male and procides to beat his genitals with a dill pickle until said genitals fall off
by depressed therapist July 24, 2017
by Millie wop June 22, 2018
A fart characterised by an extraordinary long low growl when releasing gas from the rectum. The name derives from the creators of such farts, grumpy old men. also because the fart seems to mimic the sound of a grumpy old man.
by Paul Merr November 05, 2018
A scary, sexy, disgusting, ancient, fat, ginormous, terrifying, uncontrolled, crazy mofo. Is my mother, but is also not a female and kind of a man but not really. More of an animal than anything. Rene is deranged. She is a stripper. Her shift is from 8-8(pm-am) she is also a sex offender and child molester. She is a drug addict. She also is a doctor and a ranging alcoholic. The best way to describe rene is: velcro. She is.... nvm. When people stand up when she enters a room, she thinks it’s out of respect but it’s out of fear because she causes earthquakes with her strides. She is gay. Uncle.
by pshshshsk May 07, 2020