beef slurp

The practice of stretching a thin slice of beef lunchmeat over your mouth and inhaling violently.

It is paramount to maintain proper suction to preform the proper beef slurp

by kippppppp June 29, 2016

Shit Beef

Girl with a fat ass butt

Daiquan: yooo her shit beef

by West Hartford Nigs June 12, 2018

Creamed Beef

The act of taking a dump, rising, turning around, and then ejaculating on top of the shit. If there are multiple persons doing this, it’s called a Franko experiment.

It wasn’t until Brad walked into the bathroom to piss that he saw why Josh was moaning so loud this morning. In the toilet sat a helpful serving of creamed beef.

by willyblake203 March 23, 2019

beef is on the grill

When you have an issue with someone
Can also be used in a question

ex1)I dont understand why Bob stole my prom date, beef is on the grill

ex2) stfu bob no one asked you

beef is on the grill?

YES

by Nicalodeon March 29, 2017

Crispy Beef

Anything of the crusty nature. So unimaginably crusty, you need to exclaim with such indignity.

Oh, my, god. ALISSA! Have you seen your hair!! IT LOOKS LIKE CRISPY BEEF GO SHOWER YOU TWAT NUGGET!!!

by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021

Beef Cooker

The definition of a beef cooker is basically any person who is capable of ripping a nice fart. If you're having a big day, you can refer to yourself as the beef cooker. This is a high honor and many strive to be labeled as a Beef cooker.

Person: "Those tacos last night have me really cooking up some nice beef this morning."
Friend: "Wow, you're the beef cooker today."

by Muel Slay. May 24, 2016

Dropped the beef

To shit in one’s pants

It smells really bad in here!

You are the one who dropped the beef.

by DOSH2.0 May 10, 2019