National Boring Day

This day falls on May 20th. This is the most boring day of the year. You will be dying for some form of entertainment.

Jackie: This day has been nothing but boring.

Bill: That's because it's national boring day.

Jackie: Oh I see.

by Idk_124 May 21, 2022

national pansexual day

National pansexual Day is the May 24th dont be afraid, show your pride with a blue, yellow and pink flag!! I am indeed a pansexual too and i am proud!

Girl :Heyyy have you heard its National pansexual dayy!! Boy : omg yass i have heard!! They: omg how amazing!!

by Mythical beast October 29, 2020

National Minion Day

June 24th is officially national minion day.

“OMG do you what day it is?”

“June 24th?”
“Yes! It’s national minion day!”

by susimposter69 March 2, 2023

NATIONAL DAISY DAY

National Daisy day is on April 17

It is the time to celebrate all people called daisy who are in ur life because they are epic so dont take them for granted . Also daisy loves potatoes so go get her some curly fries

I wrote a letter to daisy because its national Daisy Day

by The knower of all things knowa April 17, 2020

National Crush Day

A day that you confess to your crush. Tell them you like them. Probably get rejected. Any day would be a good day to do that but for those of you looking for a date to put on your calendar, try February 5.

"Hey today is National Crush Day"
"Really?"
"Yeah! Go confess your undying love!!"
"Ahh okay"

by WeGumor January 23, 2020

National husband day

The national day for every husbands

A day of extra love for them

Celebrate this day by giving your husband a lot of love

Happy national husband day!

by Journalist Eve apple August 5, 2021

Paper Mills Nation

Americans who believe in 1950’s Midwestern values. A Paper Mill in every town and a thot on every street corner. Like Bengals fans just slughtly more in reality.

Clint is voting for the local politicians who support Paper Mills Nation and got solid patty points.

by LibertarianBrosPAC April 30, 2019